"No," says Sharon, for what feels like the thousandth time. "That's not acceptable."
The rest of the flight had been uneventful, and once they landed she'd been grimly unsurprised to see that Stark had sent Happy Hogan, his erstwhile chauffeur, to guide them to the apartment they've been assigned. Stark himself had apparently gone somewhere to get out of his armor, somewhat mollified by having gotten them here and under his thumb.
Except Sharon won't stop kicking up a fuss.
Hogan stares at her as she inspects each corner of the apartment. "I can't cut these rooms off from the central security protocols," he says, slowly, like he thinks she's just misheard him.
"Well, you can," she tells him. "Or I can force a cascade in a couple load-bearing subroutines that will shut the whole damn thing down. It's your choice."
The rest of the flight had been uneventful, and once they landed she'd been grimly unsurprised to see that Stark had sent Happy Hogan, his erstwhile chauffeur, to guide them to the apartment they've been assigned. Stark himself had apparently gone somewhere to get out of his armor, somewhat mollified by having gotten them here and under his thumb.
Except Sharon won't stop kicking up a fuss.
Hogan stares at her as she inspects each corner of the apartment. "I can't cut these rooms off from the central security protocols," he says, slowly, like he thinks she's just misheard him.
"Well, you can," she tells him. "Or I can force a cascade in a couple load-bearing subroutines that will shut the whole damn thing down. It's your choice."
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Date: 2021-06-26 10:29 pm (UTC)It’s a nice apartment, at least. Spacious, with three bedrooms and a large open common area.
He stacks the third bug with the others on the table beside Sharon and goes back to his search.
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Date: 2021-06-26 10:38 pm (UTC)Her hands are on her hips and her eyes are spitting fire. "Complete control over our security and surveillance was one of my conditions. If you or Mr. Stark wants to revisit negotiations, I'm happy to take Sergeant Barnes with me back to Virginia."
She opens the pack of anti-surveillance equipment and leaves it on the table for Bucky to take and place where he pleases before she turns and gives Hogan a glance up and down. "You look like a man who understands the importance of good security," she says, and watches with hidden amusement as he puffs up beneath the compliment.
"I'm sure you can understand the bind I'm in here. Tony Stark brought us here under duress; he clearly intends for this to be some kind of house arrest situation. I'm just trying to make the best of it."
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Date: 2021-06-26 10:43 pm (UTC)He doesn’t let himself react to that. Nor does he take all the anti-surveillance equipment where anyone else can see it, leaving half for later. Bucky quarters the room, then circles the perimeter, then does the same for each bedroom.
The camera above the fireplace he removes with his left hand and crushes, dropping the scraps into the pile of bugs.
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Date: 2021-06-26 10:50 pm (UTC)She tips her chin up and fixes him with a flat stare. "Do all your guests get brought here under threat of grievous bodily harm, property damage, or worse?"
Hogan looks a little flustered as he watches Bucky crush the camera. "No," he says, "it's – look, lady –"
"Agent," she corrects, coldly. "Agent Carter. CIA, Joint Terrorism Task Force. I can protect myself just fine, thanks. I'm opting the hell out of your security measures and instituting my own. And I want visual and audio access, both inside the building and on the exterior, for a two hundred yard radius around this apartment."
Hogan gapes at her. "You want to surveil the Avengers?"
"Damn right I do," she tells him. "And that's only the start."
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Date: 2021-06-26 11:02 pm (UTC)He finishes placing the devices he’s willing to let Hogan see, then takes up position on the side of the room, watching them and the door. It’s why he sees Hogan press a button on his watch behind his back.
“Whatever you just activated, you should rethink it.”
His tone is deadly flat.
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Date: 2021-06-26 11:10 pm (UTC)"It's not," Hogan starts. "It's just a, just a – I'm just letting Mr. Stark know –"
Sharon's eyebrows creep up until they're nearly at her hairline. "I see," she says, and her voice could freeze a river in July.
"Hey," comes another voice, from the hall. "Hey, hey, hey, no bloodshed on the new carpet."
It's followed by Tony Stark entering the apartment, now dressed casually in dark pants and a beautifully tailored long-sleeved shirt that probably cost more than everything Sharon is currently wearing. Happy looks relieved. Sharon feels murderous.
"You haven't met my conditions," she tells him, and looks at Bucky. "I guess that means we can go."
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Date: 2021-06-26 11:25 pm (UTC)“You just got here,” Stark tells Sharon. “Don’t like the decor?”
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Date: 2021-06-26 11:30 pm (UTC)Happy relaxes as she transfers her glare from him to Stark. "I told you I want complete control over our security here. Meet that very reasonable request and we'll stay. Don't, and watch how little I care about walking right the hell on out of here."
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Date: 2021-06-26 11:36 pm (UTC)He spreads both hands wide, gives a deliberate look around the room, and turns back to her. “It’s open plan. Everything’s right here. There’s even snacks in the fridge. You already found the little enhancements, so what’s the problem?”
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Date: 2021-06-26 11:37 pm (UTC)Let Sharon handle this. He’ll antagonize Stark with every word he says whether he wants to or not, and it’s best to keep that to the minimum necessary.
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Date: 2021-06-26 11:44 pm (UTC)She meets Tony's intelligent dark eyes with her own level ones. "Last chance. Take me seriously, give me my security and surveillance, and get the hell out of my sight, or we walk."
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Date: 2021-06-26 11:49 pm (UTC)“What do you need? Within reason.” I’m totally reasonable.”
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Date: 2021-06-26 11:55 pm (UTC)Hallway surveillance. Access to the exterior cameras. Audio and video on both. Her own security override on the door and windows. And so on.
"By the way," she adds, "I know what Vision and Wanda Maximoff are capable of. I don't want either of them within five hundred yards of this apartment at any time."
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Date: 2021-06-27 12:00 am (UTC)He paces over to the kitchen, fiddles absently with the sink faucet, and turns back to her.
“Override on the apartment we can talk about. Hallway, limited, maybe. Outside, no. I’m not having you fuck up my systems.”
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Date: 2021-06-27 12:05 am (UTC)"I don't think you're remembering our conversation before clearly. I said all security for this apartment will be at my discretion. You agreed. I bet your AI recorded the whole thing."
He's all nervous motion; she's standing still, arms crossed, watching him. "And if you don't meet my conditions and insist on keeping us here, you better believe I will do much, much worse than screw with a couple of cameras."
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Date: 2021-06-27 12:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-06-27 12:10 am (UTC)"That wasn't the agreement, either," she tells him, and takes the few short steps needed to get her backpack from the table. She glances at Bucky. "We're leaving. Both of us."
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Date: 2021-06-27 12:12 am (UTC)“No.”
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Date: 2021-06-27 12:14 am (UTC)"Get out of the way."
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Date: 2021-06-27 12:17 am (UTC)He doubts they know how fast he can activate the glove in his watch if he needs to, among other things. He keeps a sharp eye on Barnes, who’s not speaking at all.
“I’ll give you the apartment end the hall, just to be a good host. The rest isn’t your business or your problem.”
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Date: 2021-06-27 12:23 am (UTC)"Don't give yourself airs, Stark. You're not a host and we're not guests. Guests can leave. You decided to make yourself our warden. Sit with it."
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Date: 2021-06-27 12:29 am (UTC)He shakes his head. “You’re the one not acting in good faith here. Making wild demands just so you can say I didn’t meet them isn’t going to work with me.”
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Date: 2021-06-27 12:43 am (UTC)"I'm not acting in good faith? Of the two of us, who threatened to blow up a house with people still inside? Who used coercion and threats? Who is now trying to renege on a verbal contract? Speaking of which."
She takes another few steps forward. Either he'll move, or he won't: it's his choice. "I told you: you don't get –"
There's a scuffle of some kind further down the hall, then the sound of rapid, running footsteps, and Steve Rogers comes barreling around the corner and through the door. "Stop, stop," he says, throwing up a hand. He's a little out of breath; she wonders if he's just sprinted the entire length of the compound.
He glances at Bucky and Sharon. "Happy told me – what happened? Is everything okay?"
"No," say Sharon and Tony at the same time. They glare at each other, and Sharon lifts her chin, turning to Steve.
"Tony is putting us under house arrest," she says, flatly. "He showed up at my parents' house this morning. Things went downhill from there."
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Date: 2021-06-27 09:05 am (UTC)He keeps to himself what he suspects Stark wants after that. This is already going nowhere good, and if he can make it easier for Steve and Sharon, he will.
“Agent Carter has some requirements for the relocation.”
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Date: 2021-06-27 09:11 am (UTC)He already doesn’t want to hear whatever Steve’s going to say in that disappointed voice he uses that tears on Tony’s nerves like a cheese grater.
“You wanted me to think about it. I thought about it and decided I didn’t want your army buddy disappearing again before I got some answers. So while all of you were off on your playdate this morning, I invited them here. Don’t even start with me, Rogers, I’m not in the mood to deal with it.”